In no particular order:
- I can get my website listed on Google!
- I pay too much for software.
- My watch says a lot about me.
- I should eat more acai berries.
- Despite already having a BA, I need to get my degree online… in any field!
- I should stop paying so much for watches.
- My sperm count is low and there's a handy medicine to fix that!
- I need a new watch.
I really don't know what it is about watches, but that's overtaken V1@6ra in my junk folder.






